March 2012
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February 2012
62 posts
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“Love is taking that dive, then getting really comfortable and peeing in the...”
– Bo Burnham (via radiantasthemockingjay)
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“He beat her with an umbrella-ella-ella eh, eh, eh, He beat her with an...”
– ~Bo Burnham
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just-andy asked: I've seen gifs of him on tumblr ("My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fuckin' bitch all the time"). So I googled the quote and spent a week watching all the things of him on YouTube. And then I was like, wait. Sin Bin? When? Never? Okay.
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tell me how you lovely fucks found out about bo!
“Why do all your songs have the same cords?”
– Fuck you. -Bo Burnham (via ughkam)
Entertainers like to seem complicated But we’re not complicated I can explain it pretty easily Have you ever been to a birthday party for children And one of the children won’t stop screaming Cuz he’s just a little attention attractor When he grows up to be a comic or actor He’ll be rewarded for never maturing For never understanding or learning That every day can’t be about him There’s...
does anyone else miss when the bo burnham tag was...
Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
Yo mama’s so fat.
Yo mama’s so ugly.
Your mother’s breasts hang with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.
She stood in line and got cut,
Tried out, got cut,
Loved art, but the budget got cut,
Then she got numb and she only felt when she knelt and cut
“Women are like puzzles cause prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote
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– Bo Burnham (via listofschemes)
“Or a girl who’s terrible at grammar saying ‘Momma, you raised me good’ and then...”
– Bo Burnham (via mollyypockets)
“Did you poop a virgin? Cause that shit is tight”
– Bo Burnham (via cookja91)